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Niyakutanda

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I realize I need to start doing more artsy stuff, and probably do so rather soon.

Just because I realize all of this, doesn't necessarily mean I'll act on it, but I'm gonna try.

Try to do something worthwhile with my time.
So that I have an application portfolio for Cornell.
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[ ] - Dust scares you.
[ ] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[ ] - You are a smoker.
[ ] - You drink a lot.
[x] - You like to write.
[ ] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles
[ ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[x] - You have ridden a horse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 3

[ ] - You have done drugs.
[ ] - You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic.
[ ] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[x] - You have eaten a bug before.
[ ] - You love cars.
[x] - Cats are your favorite animal.
[ ] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[ ] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[x] - You are going / are in / have been to college.
[x] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy.
[ ] - You love to eat.
[ ] - Christmas is your favorite holiday.
[x] - You like the beach.
[ ] - You hate the color pink.

TOTAL SO FAR = 11

[x] - You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar.
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[ ] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming.
[ ] - You have more than 5 pets.
[ ] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You have seen a ghost

TOTAL SO FAR = 17

[x] - You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[ ] - You have been to a strip club.
[ ] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often.
[x] - You love to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[ ] - You have had short hair.
[x] - You know how to cook well.

GRAND TOTAL = 24


Answers

0 - 1 = Mosquito.
2 - 3 = A weed.
4 - 5 = Daisy.
6 - 7 = Janitor.
8 - 9 = Goose.
10 - 11 = Rock.
12 - 13 = Fireman.
14 - 15 = Rose.
16 - 17 = Mouse.
18 - 19 = Cow.
20 - 21 = Rabbit.
22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
24 - 25 = Grass.
26 - 27 = Water.
28 - 29 = Bat.
30 - 31 = Hippo.
32 - 33 = Crocodile.
34 - 35 = Vampire.
36 - 37 = Horse.
38 - 39 = Hawk.
40 - 41 = Spider
42 - 43 = Flea.
44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
46 - 47 = President.
48 - 50 = You have done everything. Your lives have run out.

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I am a delicious shapeshifer.
Which is pretty cool.

Now what are you?


VAMPIRE~

[~]You rather be pale than tan.
Maybe sort of. I'm not sure. Sometimes, yes.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[~] You’re lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you’re kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
I bite people, but not when kissing. Just for fun, heh.
[ ] You’re dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You’ve tasted your own blood before and liked it.
I personally think my blood tastes aweful. I hate the metallic taste of it. Blech.
[ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You’re graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[~] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
I know this sounds stupid and self-centered, but I'm actually pretty good at it.
[~] You’re more active at night.
Total: 4


~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~

[ ] You’re incredibly lustful/sexual.
Not INCREDIBLY.
[ ] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them.
[~] You’re not a virgin.
[~] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you’d gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don’t “feed” your lust, you go insane.
[~] You have strong/long nails.
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.

Total: 3


~WEREWOLF~

[~] You have a bad temper.
Sort of. But if you get me mad, I'm MAD.
[ ] You’re incredibly physically strong and fast.
LOL.
[~] You love the moon.
[ ] You’re very loyal.
I want to say yes, but I don't think anyone would agree.
[~] If you love someone, you’ll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[~] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
Not physically, but man, I would kick some ass.
[ ] You like dogs.
HATE DOGS.
[ ] You’re fairly sturdy in stature
[~] You’re either a good leader or a solitary person.
[~] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
Total: 6


~NEKO(half-cat)/WERECAT~

[~] You love cats.
[ ] You’re lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
Hahahahaha no way! Today I fell over for no reason and landed on my butt.
[~] You like gymnastics.
[~] You love to eat seafood.
[~] You’re affectionate and cozy.
[~] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
Its apparently hilarious to come up behind me and startle me, cause I scream.
[~] You like yarn.
[~] You like chasing things.
[ ] You’re an excellent hunter.

Total: 7

~ZOMBIE~

[ ] You’re an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you’re not truly alive.
[~] You’ll moan when you’re hurt rather than scream and cry.
[~] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don’t feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[~] You like odd foods
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
No way. I could complain til the cows come home.
[~] You don’t get much sleep.
Total: 4

~GHOST/PHANTOM~

[ ] You’re invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[~] You can send chills down a person’s spine just by looking at them.
If we're talking about good chills. ;D
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You’re incredibly gentle.
[~] You’re very shy around someone you find attractive.
[~] You tend to simply disappear when no one’s looking.
[ ] You enjoy scaring people.
[~] You like the indoors.
[~] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
Total: 4

~GHOUL~

[ ] You will eat just about anything.
NO. WAY. I am BEYOND picky.
[~] You like to attack people verbally or physically.
It really stresses me out, but if someone deserves it, I LOVE calling people out on stuff.
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn‘t care if you hurt them as long as you‘re getting what you want out of them.
[~] You like stalking people.
In a fun way, not a creepy way.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.

Total: 2. Thank god. This one creeps me out.


~WITCH~

[~] You’re into Wicca/paganism.
[~] You like magical objects.
[~] You believe in magic/can perform it.
[~] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[~] You enjoy manipulating people.
I know I sound like a bitch, but its not like that. Besides, its against the rede to hurt people.
[~] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.
I'm not all weird about industrialization, thats silly.
[~] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.

Total: 7

~SHAPESHIFTER~

[~] You have different personalities.
Bipolar, I am. xP
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[~] You’re fickle.
[~] You have more than one lover.
So I'm technically single, right? I dunno.
[~] You’re unpredictable.
I can be kind of predictable sometimes, but only from the point of view of cynical people.
[~] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
Obviously. All I've ever wanted is to be popular. Who the hells KNOWS who I am.
[~] You are fond of many different things.
[~] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
I am pro at this.
[~] You often say one thing and mean another.
Always. Pretty much everything I say. My emotions and feelings are so complicated... Half of my life is a lie.
[~] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
I'm lazy?

Total: 9


~DEMON~

[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You’re usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You worship Satan.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
I would say yes, but this is implying they are upside down ones, so no.
[ ] You love to mess with people’s heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[ ] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
Total: 0. YES.


~ANGEL~

[ ] You’re a very good person.
[~] You take care with everything you do.
[~] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You’re gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[~] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] You’re a virgin/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
Ahahahahaha alas.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without question.
[ ] You love God.
Total: 2. What does that say about me. ):


~FAERIE/ELF~

[~] You enchant people.
So I hear.
[~] You like organic things.
[ ] You’re almost always smiling.
[~] You love the world around you.
[~] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You’re a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[~] You fall in love easily.
Not easily, persay.. Its really complicated, and essentially DOES boil down to easily, but.. Its more of a trust thing? I DONT KNOW.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[~] You don’t HATE anyone.
I've never hated someone, and probably never will.
[~] You like long hair.
BUT NOT ON BOYS.
Total: 7

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Wee!

NAME MEME

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Mae Paul

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Steve Paul
This Paul thing is a theme!

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Greal

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Mae Mountain View
That one is kind of odd, to be completely honest. I don't really like it all that much.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Yellow Diet Coke
That just sounds disgusting, you know that?

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Alry
Oh yeah, I feel supa' fly.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Phish Food Snickerdoodle
Oh god thats hot. I want to become a gangster, and you can all call me that.

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
Cuddles Castillo
I sound like a hooker.

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Flowerbomb Twix
ADORABLE.

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Tika Castillo
Oooh yes. I love Tika. Castillo? Not so much.

12. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter)
Regan Rochester.

13. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower)
Fall Iris

14. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now)
Strawberry Jeans
Well, it sounds better than Strawberry Panties.

15. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree)
Special K Willow
Dude I sound like a secret agent.

16. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
Lemasaory
Leg-mah-sow-ry?

17. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Cuddles.
OH THAT IS PERFECTION.

18. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Alyizzle.
I think I like my other gangsta name better. PHISH FOOD SNICKERDOODLE, MUTHAFUCKA.
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[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
This is kind of idiotic, to be honest. These aren't that controversial, really. But alright, lets do it! :D

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Hell no. That shit messes you up SO much. I don't think I want to be hopelessly addicted to a drug that would tear my body apart.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
For. Not this super-late abortion thing, cause that's just plain babykilling, but its a "woman's right to choose", blah blah. If she doesn't want the baby, then hell with it.
I'd be kicked out of my school if I got pregnant, and like hell I'd want that. Pregnancy is a bitch, dude.

[04] Do you think a country would fail with a female president?
Countries fail with male presidents all the time, what the hell is the difference? Just cause she doesn't have a penis doesn't mean she'll be any better or worse.

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
I don't know. I mean, sure, if the person is for sure guilty then yeah, they should die. But if they're not for sure guilty? Then I don't know. Its tricky.

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Well duh. It doesn't really do anything all that bad, not like meth (that was the stupidest question a survey has ever asked me, i swear). And there are some serious benefits for some people. If cigarettes are legal, why not pot?

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
... Hahahahaha obviously! ;D I'm not a crazy Catholic. (cue angry catholic hate-mail. i went to nine years of catholic school, don't even try me.)

[08] Do you believe in God?
Not in the conventional way.

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
Yeah. Though this whole "OMG POLYAMOUROUS RELATIONSHIPS ARE NEXT LOL" thing is kind of idiotic, but a totally good point. So. Complicated. Man I hate people.

[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Living in Southern California? Obviously I do, it kind of sucks. God damn it. I mean, I don't have any issue with them moving here, but not illegally. Its annoying as hell. This is NOT Mexico. This is the United States.
& I have nothing against Mexico, my aunt is Mexican for goodness sakes. But she became a citizen, and speaks English, and has worked herself into American culture -- not just expecting to be able to live like she did in Mexico here. You wouldn't go to France and act like you were from America, would you? No.

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. That young lady is in no way mentally capable of taking care of that child, help or not. If she's stupid and irresponsible enough to get pregnant at 12, she doesn't deserve the kid.
And if its rape... Why the hell would she want it?

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Who the hell knows. I don't drink, it makes me sick.

[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
At this point, no. We're so ingrained in their country, there's no real way out.

[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Its murder. You are taking away that person's last chance to change their mind, by making them feel like they have to go through with it, or overriding the final panic reflex.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
No. Talking and yelling and screaming doesn't get through if they're stupid little brats, but there are plenty of ways to get a point across to a snotty kid. Like locking them in some random bathroom. Or running over toys with the car.
(no i would never actually do that, don't flip. i'd be a lovely mother. i'm just using examples to illustrate my point.)

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
No. I'm not a huge fan of America, but a flag is a symbol of a country, and no matter what country it is, it's horribly disrespectful.

[17] Who do you think would (have) make/made a better president? McCain or Obama?
Don't care. Who knows, really. If you can go into alternate realities, then you can make a judgement. Otherwise, shut up.

[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
No? Im entitled to my opinion. Besides, this was really really REALLY fun to vent over!
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